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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Balloons

We all have fears. Some are scared of failure, spiders, or heights, while others are scared of pickles, cotton balls, or chickens. I have a lot of fears, but I guess my number one phobia would be coulrophobia: the fear of clowns. Not really. But let's pretend here, okay? My cat, Truffles, on the other hand, is deathly afraid of balloons. Phobias just can't be explained.

Well...actually, they can, because right now I'm about to trace back to how my cat came to shudder at the sight of balloons...

It was a nice, summer day, when my best friend came to my house to celebrate my sister's birthday. Truffles was only a few months old (9 years ago), still very much impressionable.

My best friend loved ladybugs, and appropriately, gave my sister a huge helium-filled ladybug balloon to help spread cheer on my sister's special day. But for Truffles, it became known as The Day That Went Down Like a Lead Balloon. Apparently, ladybugs represent luck. And luck is the exact opposite of what happened to Truffles on that fateful day.

The ladybug was out to get Truffles (or, in other words, my friend was chasing my cat around with the balloon).

Can you imagine being chased around by a creature thingy that is three times the size of you? Oh wait, I can. It's called my older brother (if you're reading this, I'm only kidding, bro). He would chase me after I'd knock on his door and runaway when he had friends over. Typical brother-sister relationship, heh. Truffles was probably thinking Why in the heck is this bug following me? Probably because it wanted to be her friend...right? (This is what I tell myself to justify the unforgivable [lack of] action I took to prevent my cat from having an irrational fear of a big, mean, floaty thing). Yes, the ladybug just wanted to be friends.

And the ladybug would not settle. She was going to gain a new friend; preferably, a cute, fluffy one. Unfortunately, I was overlooked.

Truffles tried hiding everywhere.

Under the table.

Under the bed.

Behind the desk.

In the occupied litterbox--next to her arch nemesis, Kudos, no less.

Unsuccessfully, Truffles tried camouflaging herself within the hoards of stuffed animals on my bed. The ladybug was just too smart. She (he?) could tell the difference between a replica of E.T. and a cute, fluffy living organism. Once again...I was overlooked. Are you noticing a pattern here?

I don't remember how this cat-and-mouse chase ended. Maybe Truffles gave up trying to run away and gave in to the little bugger of a beetle. Maybe she got away by running out the cat door. Maybe she finally outran the creepy-crawly my friend. But all that matters at the end of the day is that Truffles cannot be in the same room as a balloon.

So, how do you think she reacted two months ago when she saw Grandma's Valentine's balloons?

Like this, of course:


I'll tell you what, though, I think I'd be scared of balloons, too--especially if they're strung along by a clown...

...like Heidi Montag.

Ahem. Back to Truffles.

The only advice I can give her is: Life's a Circus. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show--especially when a clown falls on its face.

32 comments:

  1. I have a fear of balloons!:P Every time I hear one being inflated, my whole body tenses in the anticipation of it popping. I had to haul several dozens in my car for my mom's work function, and I could hardly drive I was such a wreck...Much to my fiances amusement. I feel ya Truffles!

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  2. Poor Truffles! And poor Heidi Montag :P

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  3. My brother Harley is skerred of balloons, too! Only he is skerred of the small ones that just sit on the floor. I am a lot braver!

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  4. What? your cat afraid of balloons? Maybe one of your balloon have burst on her ears. But my cat can't look at my teddy. She will hunt it until she got that teddy.

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  5. I'm with Truffles. I've always hated balloons. In fact, when I have kids, I'm secretly hoping their parties will be balloon free. Oh hell, who am I kidding? I know they won't be. I'm dreading it.

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  6. I have to say, if you have a fear of beautiful women, Heidi Montag's picture wasn't the best one to use to illustrate your fear, clown face or not. :)

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  7. My husband is scared to death of being around them, in fear of them popping him in the face.

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  8. Had Truffles watched Stephen King's, IT, maybe it would explain her balloon-terror XD LOL.

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  9. Poor truffles! Funny pictures by the way, another cute post like always.

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  10. Awww poor Truffles! My dog, Delilah has a fear of balloons, bags, noises, sudden movements... well... she's pretty much afraid of life.

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  11. haha i love truffles, it's cute :) plz dnt scare ti with those nasty balloons :/
    heidi montag is a joke lol

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  12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Poor Truffles!

    I am pretty sure that most people are afraid of clowns, myself included. Why else would Stephen King include one in a novel?

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  13. Poor Truffles...my Jesse was afraid of plastic garbage bags. I guess the first time I shook one out to open it up to put in the trash can he freaked out. Every time I got a bag out after that he disappeared the minute he saw I had it. Cute story and drawings.

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  14. The Heidi Montag variety of balloons are not feared by men!

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  15. I'm afraid of popping balloons. Never played those games at parties when I was little when you had to stomp or sit on the balloons to pop them. LOL Have a great Monday!

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  16. LMBO!! love the pictures
    Im scared of spiders!!

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  17. Awww Truffles! I'm afraid of spiders and baked beans. Beans are devil pellets!

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  18. Love what you did to Heidi, very appropriate! Oh, and those kitties are so cute, though I may never have chocolate again.
    Be well, Shan.
    xoRobyn

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  19. I love that you have a cat named Truffles :)

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  20. My cat would crap a brick if followed by a big ladybug balloon. Heck, I'd crap a brick if I was being followed by a giant scary balloon, or Heidi Montag in a clown getup.

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  21. Seriously? NINE years later and Truffles is STILL spooked by balloons? That must have been one traumatic event!! Where's the kitty therapist?!

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  22. I can't believe someone can honestly be scared of balloons!

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  23. I've been scared of balloons ever since I was a child...and clowns! I had a clown balloon in the bubble bath with me and when I tried sinking it ot the bottom of the tub like a submarine IT POPPED! leaving me f-ed up for life!!

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  24. Lol my dog has some fears, but his are irrational. For instance - when he was a puppy he refused to walk on the checkered floor in the kitchen. Now he's afraid of the bucket we use to mop and a little wooden bird ornament. Go figure.

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  25. hahah this is cute.
    I'm afraid of clowns and I have Trypophobia. nothing new :\.

    Nerd Girl
    disneysavantnerdgirl.blogspot.com

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  26. Katrina, Yeah, we love naming our beloved creatures after food we love to eat. We have a Truffles, Kudos, and Sassafras.

    Lazarus, Disgusting.

    Lauren, I'm scared of all vegetables, so don't ever be ashamed.

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  27. I agree with your cat bro! Baloons are scary. they POP! and freak me out!

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  28. Aww. How awful it must be to be afraid of a balloon!

    On the opposite side of the spectrum, my cat (cleverly named Kitty) is not afraid of ANYTHING. So when she misbehaves and scratches our furniture? Doesn't matter, because she isn't afraid of water. Or loud noises, which include our insanely loud screaming.

    She does have a plastic fetish, however. She will devour any plastic left out. It's a nasty habit and leaves horrible little plastic bits all over. You never realize how much plastic is in your home until something like this happens.

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  29. "I'm making my own chocolate." I like it. "Dropping the kids off at the pool" is getting old!

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  30. Dawn, haha! I haven't heard the "dropping the kids off at the pool" before. That's hilarious!

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