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Friday, March 4, 2011

What Kind of Animal Would I Be?

What does a frog,


a fish,


and a cat


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According to my sister, I look like all of the above. Or vice versa. I guess it's because they have big cheeks, and huge eyes are so lovable and cute. Aww, thanks!

But, what am I supposed to say if a potential date asked me if I could be any animal, what would I be AND why?

Would I say, "I would be a dog because I'm man's best friend"? Nuh uh, cliché.


Would I say, "I would be a cat because I can sit on your lap and purr"? Uh, no.


Would I say, "I would be a chameleon because they have big, bulging eyes...just my style I can adapt to any surrounding"? Yes. And I did say it...

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...in front of a group of 50, while on stage competing in a dating game, one of three girls left competing for a blind-folded guy's heart. Do you think my chameleon answer won him over?

If you say "yes" then move on to item #1
If you say "no" then move on to item #2

1. I love you! You're the best. However, as much as you and I both know he should've been smitten by my answer, reality is...he wasn't. Move on to the next question.
2. Hi. You're a good guesser. And this answer is correct. It was just luck on your part, though. Move on to the next question.

Next question:

Who do you think his ideal girl was--the dog or cat?

If you say "dog" then move on to item #3
If you say "cat" then move on to item #4

3. Doggonit, how'd you get that right? That was supposed to be a trick question. Either you guessed (I'm sure of it) or you used this logic: D.O.G.=Daughter of God. Definitely a good trait. After all, a few months ago when I asked my brother about this one girl who had a crush on him, he said, "Well, she's uh...a daughter of God." Move on to the next question.
4. You're almost right. Not quite. Although everyone (I) knows you should be right. Everyone (cat ladies) knows cats are better than dogs, they're only second to chameleons. Move on to the next question.

Next question:

Do you think the dog-girl and blind-folded guy were a good pair?

If you say "yes" then move on to item #5
If you say "no," then you're right. Move on to the next question.

5. Dogs and blind-folded people don't go together. Well, unless you're LOOKING to be guided. But, I don't think this bozo guy was. I think he was just looking for an ordinary girl with ordinary answers to be "man's best friend," if you know what I mean. Move on to the next question.

Next question:

What kind of animal would I describe this blind-folded dude as?

If you say "Your mom" then you're totally off base.
If you say "a dumb

then you'd be correct.


42 comments:

  1. Sounds like you made a great escape from that ape. I think I'd've answered: platypus. That's what my patronus would be.

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  2. He does sound like a dumba**. I thought the chameleon answer was great! :)
    Thanks for following my blog. Following you back on here and on twitter!

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  3. This made me smile. And laugh my ass off. Both a good way to start the day.

    So, did this REALLY happen to you? Because that's just too funny. Why wouldn't he pick you? That's just ridiculous. Clearly, he's an idiot. =]

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  4. damn, I did say your mom. I LOQ'd at the last part (laughed out quietly) because it's 8AM, and people who LOL before 10:30AM are crazy.

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  5. Sounds like a semi-fun dating game. I say "semi" because the guy apparently was a jerk. So, in the end, I guess it can be said that you won!!! ("Won" meaning not ending up with a total loser jerk-face for a boyfriend.) CONGRATS!

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  6. Funny - My brother in law was on the dating game from the early 90's - a remake of the 60/70 show -he won the date... The questions were hilarious! It was not a "love connection" but I believe they are still friends...
    I'm your newest stalker from FBH.
    Kelly
    I've Become My Mother
    Kelly's Ideas
    Amazing Salvation

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  7. So did this actually happen?? What contest was it?

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  8. Ah!! This pictures are so cute!! Especially the kitten with his toy. lol

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  9. I think I'd be a llama. Mostly because llama's just don't give a shit. Sure, they look all cute and friendly but BAM! There they are chasing your scared ass across a field. I like to think that's how I am.

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  10. Loved the pix and the post, but I don't trust that frog in the first picture. Besides literally looking slimy, I get the feeling he's gonna try to sell me something worthless. Does he work on Wall Street by any chance?

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  11. I absolutely loved this post, it had me laughing so loud I nearly woke the baby :)

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  12. YES, this REALLY happened to me. CLEARLY my chameleon answer is more creative than the other girls' cat or dog answers. Clearly...well, not to the blind. :|

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  13. Seriously? What an idiot that guy was! I would have TOTALLY gone with 'chameleon'! That guy was obviously unintelligent and not worth your time.

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  14. CHAMELEONS ROCK! that guy was a complete fart-eater! I used to have one as a pet (his name was cash money!) I wouldn't mind being one! Light weight, sticky tongue, colorful...yep, that's hot!!

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  15. Clearly, the aforementioned dumba** has NO idea what he missed!

    I'm a new follower from one of the Friday Blog Hops. Nice to meet you!

    Lana D.

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  16. Omgoodness......tears streaming down my face!

    Lucy is out hopping. Come on by when you get a chance Closer to Lucy

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  17. I loved your answer, very clever. The picture of the kitten is so cute with it's little toy..Awwwwwwww!

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  18. This was a fun game but only because I wasn't playing. Good thing you didn't have to date the blindfolded guy.
    xoRobyn

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  19. Brilliant post! I think the cat with fangs is definitely my mood today!!

    CJ xx

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  20. I think I would be a pug dog if i could be any pet in the world. Those things are just so CUTE.

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  21. Hi, I found you on another blog I was reading and loved the name so I popped over and am now following 'cuz I am hooked. What a fun read!!! I love the pictures, my favorite was the silly looking cat with the crazy teath and the Corgi puppy. I look forward to reading more fun stuff, thanks for the smile this morning! :) Have a great day.

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  22. Oh my! You should probably be glade that he didn't pick you. You would probably be bored out of your mind on a date with him.

    Stopping by from Mommy D's.

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  23. What a great post. (Your response to the question was way classier then mine would have been.) I think it's kind of an odd question (in the very least) to be asked on a date.

    If I could be any animal? Hmmmmmmm. Probably a cat. Those bitches have nine lives after all.

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  24. Love it! In my never-humble opinion, chameleon was totally the best answer! I'm following you from the Good Friends Just Click hop, very happy to have found your blog!

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  25. I can't stop laughing! He is a dumb ass if he can't see how witty you are.If those are the types of guys that are available for dating I think I would be a Black Widow Spider.
    Just hopping. Come visit me at http://momsinvent.blogspot.com/

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  26. Clearly a moron. 'nuff said. Love checking on your blog and getting a laugh.

    And Smart ass sarah - your llama comment - hilarious! Can I "borrow" it? Please? Lol. :P

    xMiss365

    www.365singleandchristiand.blogspot.com

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  27. That was very funny, I almost got all the answers wrong!! :(
    Cheers!!

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  28. I love this post, came over from Wednesday Window and you have had me giggling!

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  29. Hey thanks for following my blog. By the way this is a funny post and I love that picture of the cute fish! C:

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  30. I loved your post, I look forward to reading more.

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  31. Very clever post. You kept me guessing right to the end! I am your 400th follower and I will be reading your posts very often, I'm sure!
    By the way, on Thursday's I feature 3 of my newest followers and I'd love to feature you if you are interested!

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  32. Hahaha love the post! I've been told I look like Little Foot from Land Before Time and Sid from Ice Age...oh and Golam :-)

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  33. Haaaaa!!! That post is soooooo clever!!! :)
    How about 'A Black Widow because they eat their mates after intercourse.' or...... 'A gorilla because they play with their feces.' orrrrr...... "A manatee. I've been told I resemble the 'sea cows.'" Oh wait, were you actually trying to WIN the date with Mr. Personality?
    Did you say it like "UUUUUMMMMMM, like, A chameleon? I guess???? Because, liiiikkkkeeee, they can enept- I mean adapt?- to their, like, surroundings or whateveeeeerrrrr?" Notice how every sentence must be a question...
    I bet you woulda' won.
    Tiffany

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  34. LOL I cant believe your sister told you this!!

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  35. Well, my sister doesn't hold back on serious issues like what kind of animal anyone looks like. (Plus, everyone either thinks A) my sister and I are the same person, or B) we're twins. So, essentially, she's saying that she, herself, looks like a frog, too. I'll also say here that she also looks like a duck.

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  36. Stopping by from the Alexa hop. This almost made me choke on my dinner from laughing. I'll be looking forward to seeing more and getting your emails as a new subscriber! :)

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