Remember that last SPAM email "Sally" replied to? Well, she got a response. From Mr. Damien Lewis himself! She did the only logical thing--she wrote back!
The email "Sally" received:
On Wed, Feb 9, 2011 at 12:47 PM
Attn: Sally Fernandez,
We are in receipt of your email and we can conf
The award sum is deposited in a suspense account in your favor pending remittance. Your winning prize has a hardcover insuran
As your assigned claim agent, my duty is to
A vetting process is to be carried out by the Gaming Board to have you validated as the beneficiary. You are expected to fill the attached form below and return, along with a copy of your valid identification document whi c
This process is vital and urgent, and all prize money should be claimed on or before 14 days, thereafter unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake. You are to keep all your winning information confidential, especially your re
You can call or send an email, if you require any guidance on how to complete the Claims Processing Form.
Your prompt response is expected.
Tel: +31 626 006 051
Fax: +31 847 142 735
Re: Attn: Sally Fernandez (Claims Form Attached)
Saturday, February 26, 2011 10:17 PM
From: "Sally Fernandez"
Mr. Damien Lewis!
Is it okay if I call you Dam the Man? I
I am glad that you were assigned to be my claims a
How come you didn’t answer my questions in my last email? Am I too ugly? Do I seem needy? Wait, how would you even know what I look
Hey, can I have your opinion since you’re a
I totally get that you don’t want to entertain a double case. You’re probably not in the mood for entertaining after having so much money slip through your fingers every day. That’s probably really depressing. I can relate. Not in
ANYWAYS…like I was saying, I was saving my collection of my nail clippings for my honeymoon with Billy. Then Mom came in my room
Just in case you do happen to get a doubl
1. Watch Catfish in beanbag chairs with your two cases! Then again, Catfish is about a person who makes a fake profile on the Internet for attention. Come to think of it, maybe that’s not the most appropriate movie to watch.
2. We could bring my grandma into
3. If those aren’t entertaining to your two cases, you could always deliver ketchup peanut butter cookies to your neighbors. It’s the neighborly thing to do.
I have attached the filled-out form and
Your loving new friend,