Strange Number: How is jr. high so far? whats your favorite class? -aunt michl
Me: PE cuz I like all the eye candy
SN: ben!!! :)
Me: ssshhh, dont tell my parents...
SN: dont worry! its our secret!
Me: thanks youre da best! did i tell u i have a gf?
SN: no...is she cute? whats her name?
Me: yah i wouldnt date someone whos uuuugly...her name is ashley but were not official yet. we only been out once.
SN: blond? brown? black hair? long or short? eye color? maybe you should send a pic
Me: shes my suga moma
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Welp, I never heard from Aunt Michl again. I guess she thought Ben's girlfriend had flunked 8th grade one too many times...
Don't worry, Grandma, you're still hot! Just ask your friends on Hotornot! And your Hotornot friends wouldn't even care if, or how many times you've flunked 8th grade...because they think you're tasty just like that corndog you're eating. Mmm-hmm.
Sidenote: I got this approved by Grams before posting it. I told her that she was a "sugar mama," to which she replied, "Yeah, I am." Haha. Love you, Grandma!